Dr. Pineapple

and forever a fangirl....
  • north american education system: COLLEGE???? COLLEGE COLLEGE
  • north american education system: COLLEGE
  • north american education system: *points at 16-year-old* WHAT YOU WANT DO WHEN IN COLLEGE?!?
  • north american education system: *picks up 7-year-old* WHY NOT THINK ABOUT COLLEGE!??!? COLLEGE
  • north american education system: *throws infant against the wall* YOU GOING TO COLLEGE

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

myheart137:

capt9rs:

chepibola:

rnozzarellasticks:

memeluvr2:

my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

luigi! at the disco

i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

alilfallofrain:

    #you actually just went from people’s sexiest man to puppy in like a second and a half #how 

alilfallofrain:

#you actually just went from people’s sexiest man to puppy in like a second and a half #how 

whyyoushouldsaveyjandgltas:

reason 148: because it’s cute that the network thinks we’re going to take this lying down.

whyyoushouldsaveyjandgltas:

reason 148: because it’s cute that the network thinks we’re going to take this lying down.

whyyoushouldsaveyjandgltas:

reason 151: because we haven’t had a christmas special.

whyyoushouldsaveyjandgltas:

reason 151: because we haven’t had a christmas special.

whyyoushouldsaveyjandgltas:

reason 157: because jason todd. that is all.

whyyoushouldsaveyjandgltas:

reason 157: because jason todd. that is all.

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